LOVES ELECTRICITY.
*' Dick, you are an electrical expert," remarked Bert Summers, at the club. "Your sister adores you ; I adore your sister. She laughs at me for my ignorance of the science. Give me some iHiints." "Ail right, my boy," said the ii'iuml one's brother. "What is it you v.-iuvc to know ?" "What's a volt ?" '"Pressure." "What's an ampere ?" "Quantity." "What's an ohm ?" "Resistance." Bert (same evening in the boudoir) : "Lucy, clearest, why this ohm to the volt of my hand ? Do you not realise the ampere of my love?" Lucy (rapturously! : "My own, I am yours !"
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King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 350, 5 April 1911, Page 7
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97LOVES ELECTRICITY. King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 350, 5 April 1911, Page 7
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