Country Lady : "I've been expecting a packet of medicine by post iov a week, and haven't received it yet." Post-ofliice Clerk : '"Yes, madam. Kindly fill in this form, and state the nature of your complaint." Lady : "Well, if you really must know, it's indigestion." A friend was once showing an American the, sights of the Metropolis when the Nelson Monument was reached. "What do you £ttfaK of it ?" carelessly asked the Londoner, as the Yankee stood gazing in awe at the stately shaft. "Man," responded the Georgian, gravely, "that's the darnest, highest one-story building I've ever seen !" Wife": "What would you like for your birthday, dear ?" Husband : "Nothing at all. I havD't any mouey,"-
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King Country Chronicle, Volume IV, Issue 291, 3 September 1910, Page 2
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114Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 King Country Chronicle, Volume IV, Issue 291, 3 September 1910, Page 2
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