Young Reporter: "Is it true, sir, that you started life at a poor ploughboy?" Successful Citizen: "No, sir; I started life as a smalt, red faced yelling baby. Good-day, air!" Gunner: "Oh, I see, came home with a little wife?" Cuyer: "Up in the great north woods when be was on a banting trip." Gunner: "Ob, I see, came boroe witb a dear, ah?" "The fact is," said the fat man, "I married because I was lonely as much as for any other reason. To put it tersely, I married for sympathy." "Well," said the lean man "you have mine."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume III, Issue 188, 6 September 1909, Page 3
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100Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 King Country Chronicle, Volume III, Issue 188, 6 September 1909, Page 3
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