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King Country Chronicle, Volume III, Issue 136, 4 March 1909, Page 3

A DUBLIN' HOTEL WAITER. Six years ago whc-n the King- visited Dublin some amusing incidents were recorded due to the grotesqueness of some hotel waiters apparent"y just frvsh from rural life. One hotel-keeper told such a newly imported "server " thai he must always servo everyone with soup at dinner, and he quite certain that he had it. Thereupon ensued the following scene between a visitor and the new waiter. "Soup, sir '} " said Barney. "S(, soup for me." said the visitor "But you must have it." said Barney : "It's the rules of the house." "ITancr the house ! *' exclaimed the visitor, highly exasperated : "when 1 don't want soup. T won't eat it. Get Hiwtiir with you I " "Well." said Barney, with solemnity, "all I can say is just this—it's the rules of the house, and sorra a drop else ye'll get til! ye finish the soup ! "

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