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King Country Chronicle, Volume II, Issue 97, 28 August 1908, Page 4

The expression "I will eat my hat" is likely to lose favour with those people who always offer to perform some wonderful feat in the event of their pronounced opinions being proved incorrect" Two gentlemen recently had a dispute as to the amount of strip ping that had to be done after the milking machine, and one of them offered to "drink all the strippings" left by the "Lawrentfe-Kennedy-Gillies" machine on a dozen cows. The offer being accepted, a teacup was secured, and found ample to hold the strippings which were as easily swallowed as the bet was won. J. B. MacEwan and Co., Ltd., Sole Agents, Fort Street, Auckland.

A Tsar of old, who caught a cold, Sent for his Empress, who was told It was her fault! Then he lay hold Of his poor wife, and slew her! The tyrant's crime was quite absurd! She'd done her best, upon my word ! But in those days folk? had not heard Of Woods' Great Peppermint Cure ! For Bronchial Coughs take Woods' Great Peppermint Cure. is 6d and 2s 6d. Grey & Menzies, Ltd. Waikato Aerated Water Cordial MANUFACTORY. LATEST AND MOST APPROVED METHODS. £usF'Goods of the above well-known Brand will be supplied from the Hamilton Factory. Telegrams and Orders punctually attended to. GREY 8 MENZIES, Ltd., HAMILTON AND GOLDFIELD DISTRICTS. Telephone No. 64. A HYDE, AERATED WATER MANUFACTURER, TE AWAMUTU AND TAUMARUNUL The Newest and Most Up-to-date Appliances in the colony. PATENT SCREW-STOPPERED BOTTLES. First of the kind imported into New Zealand. Absolutely no waste. All descriptions of MINERAL WATERS Kept on hand. Orders punctually attended to. Bycfiasiari, NLWi:>' LIVERY and Hood-Sf., BAIT STABLES, Hamilton. Coaches .meet all Trains. Telephone, No. 110. Ambulance Orders promptly attended to. Representative visits