THE INSPECTOR OF NUISANCES.

Inangahua Times, Volume III, Issue 66, 19 January 1877, Page 2

THE INSPECTOR OF NUISANCES.

[to the editob inangahca times. [ Sib,— Will you allow me a small space in yonr journal to reply \o yonr facetious correspondent who writes for information about the Inspector of Nuisances. Permit me in the first place to say that the Inspector is most attentive to his duties. During the past month he has been the means of twenty-four cesspools being cleaned oat in Broadway. He has also caused the occupants of twenty houses in the lower part of the town to remove filth and rubbish from the rear of their premises, and served thirteen notices on other townspeople advising them to look to the sanitary condition of their premises within seren days. If your gentle and effeminate correspondent would hare verification of what I assert, all that he requires to do is to call on Francis de las Carreras, Esq., Secretary of the Eoad Board, and that gen* tleman will furnish it I have no douH. It may not be out of place to add, that when the little Inspector of Nuisances is not doing duties which appertain to that office, he is working at a house on the Buller Eoad. He is building an abode in every respect suitable to his dignify. He is going to get married to a big daughter of Erin. True French blood flows in his own veins, and the Inspector thinks that the greatest desire of his heart Is to be* come progenitor of large, healthy, stalwart, heroic sons and daughters, hence his choice and preference for a huge South of Ireland lady—" as aforesaid." j I am, eto., Foblobk Fanny.