Miss Vane : “I know he was talking to you about me. Now, wasn’t he ?” Miss Spite : “Well, yes.” Miss Vane : “I thought I heard him remark that I had a thick head of hair.” Miss Spite : “Partly correct. He didn’t mention your hair, however.” Smith : “What did you say when you proposed to Muriel ?” Jones :“I told her the truth. I said, ‘I am nothing, I have nothing, and 1 can do nothing.’ ” Smith : “What did she do ?” Jones : “She did nothing.”
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Hauraki Plains Gazette, Volume XXXX, Issue 5513, 13 December 1929, Page 1
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