'‘When I was young, and better looking 'than I am now,” remarked a speaker at a Wellington ,smoke concert, I was engaged ,to .be married, ..and,.my financee (a confirmed smoker of cigarettes herself), was alway ;S asking me why I .wasn’t smoking. . Gentlemen, I didn’t because I couldn’t! (Laughter). But I pretended that I could. I said T smoked a pipe, but mad© all sorts of excuses for failing, to produce it. Well, one evening my intended, presented mo with a fine briar. Seeing, I was cor,nered I accepted a fill from her father’s tobacco-jar (strong. stuff!) m his absence, and trembling, lit up. In ten minutes I had "had more than, enough—and 'hurriedly left the roomjust in time! (Laughter). However, I’ve been a smoker for years now,. I learned on Rive,ahead Gold. It’s toasted, and like the other New. Zealand tobaccos (Navy Cut No. 3, Cavendish, anti Cut Plug No. 10) its practically free from nicotine. The toasting does it! I smoke New Zealand tobacco,; gentlemen, .because 'I can’t get any that, is better—or half as good.” (Applause).—Advt.
NUTRITIONISTS RECOMMEND DAT BREAFKASTS. Here is a message to n> others everywhere—no other breakfast ie so widely urged by teachers and child health experts as. ii good, hot breakfast of rojletl oats. So b©' sure of .t ie bestbo sure yon get Diamond Brand Rolled Date. They’re the finest selected oats, and are milled .to retain all. the vital oat elements:, essential to health and strength. Ask your grocer , definitely, for, Diamond Rolled., Oats— Now Zealand’s economy breakfast. ..
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Hokitika Guardian, 1 March 1933, Page 8
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