FUN AND FANCY
BOBBY GIVES IT AWAY. | Big Sister; Come, Bobby, do as tli doctor wislns. lake your powder as Bobby; 'i hen I'll daub it on my face •A YVYJTY EDITOR. ..'.spirant: What, is tlie chief requisit -for a young lady entering the literal; field? Editor: Postage stamps. A MINOR AFFAIR. Father ; Dear me, the baby has svval |. low-id a piece of worsted. Mother ; That’s nothing to the yarn she’ll have to swallow if she lives t< grow up. ECONOMY. Mr Brown : And why did you have only olie of the twins photographed: MacGregor: Well, tiny looked sc much alike, it was no use spending the money getting pictures of bo h. HIKERS. Vicar ; Good morning, Giles, d;d von en’oy your bus ride this ‘Whitsun? Giles: D.dn’t get a chance of a ride. st. Livery bus that come through th.village was full of .them thetr hikers. ■SPECULATION. Mistress (to maid leaving to get in.trl itcl): Well, Jane, you must- real se marriage is a very risky business. Jane: Yes. mum, but 1 may hate better luck than you. 81. EE P DEFER REI >. Excitable Invalid ; Mary, has the chemist sent that sleeping draught %et ? ■ “Vo, ma’am.” “Then ring him up, and ask him if he expects me to keep awake all nightwaiting for it.” i
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Hokitika Guardian, 31 July 1931, Page 6
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216FUN AND FANCY Hokitika Guardian, 31 July 1931, Page 6
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