SPARKLETS
Notice in grocery: Provided you get one bad egg from us wo will on your returning it give you two for
-X- -x- * * Visitor: Do you give your dog any
exercise ? ■Owner: Yes a lie goes for. a tramp
every day. v_ \r a/. Ji. *7C T'C vC A “Before Bill was married lie said
he’d be boss in his own house or know the reason why.” “And now lie’s married P” “He knows the reason why.”
-X- -X- * -5b Blair: Is she Progressive of Conservative ?
Clair: 1 don’t know. She wears a last year’s hat. drives a this year’s car, and lives on next year’s income.
Lawyer (returning home late) Sony to be late, my dear. The fact is, I’ve been working like a horse. Wife (unsympathetically): Nonsense, George! That’s always your excuse. Yes, dear, But this time it’s literally true. I’ve been drawing a conveyance all day. -X- -X- -X- *
“Come, now Hemnia,” said the Whitechapel bridegroom, “you’re goin’ to s’y ‘obey’ when you conics to it in the service, ain’t you?” “Wot, me?” cried tlie bride. “Mo s’y ‘obey’ to you? Why, blow me, •'Einmry, you ain’t ’arf me size!”
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Hokitika Guardian, 4 December 1930, Page 2
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194SPARKLETS Hokitika Guardian, 4 December 1930, Page 2
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