WIT AND HUMOUR
SUSPICIOUS. Tlio Irish convict had missed an article of ]ps personal kit. He demanded an interview with the governor. The interview was conceded. “Sor,” began the convict, loudly, “there’s a thief in this prison!” #* # * • THE KICK-OFF. “Grandpa,” said the little boy, “do you play football/” “No, son.” said the grandparent, “I’m too old.” “Well, daddy said when you kick off we would get a new car.” #. # # * EXPERT DRIVER, They were, riding along a beautiful stretch of country highway, She -was driving, and suddenly espied repair men climbing the telegraph poles, “Why, Harry, just look at those men,” she exclaimed. “Do they think I never drove a car before?”
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Hokitika Guardian, 27 November 1930, Page 2
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111WIT AND HUMOUR Hokitika Guardian, 27 November 1930, Page 2
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