INTERLUDES

Hokitika Guardian, 23 August 1930, Page 8

INTERLUDES

SNAPPY COMEBACK. She: How old do you think 1 am HeToil don’t took it. |: t>/. t *' - .’ •* TAME VOLCANO. 1 \T ■■ , . V. J The He: What is this thing caned ibve ?. The She: The tenth word in a telegram. ALL STOCKED UP. Author: Can I sell you a scenario? • Movie Producer: G’wan, we've had a scenario foi* years. ■' MAKING IT UNANIMOUS. I • , [ # ' ■ ! He:|l could go on loving you like this for ever! She: Oh, goou! ■. '' Fair;'ANTIQUARIAN. '' .■ ' .Alice: Can; you do any of the oldfashioned dances? Virginia: I think I remember the Charleston I ; STRAIGHT “Dafyou dare for dancing Peggy? ; ' “Noli” •> ’ • “Wily- not]”’ ‘ . “It’s merely hugging set to music.” “Well, what is there about it that you do|i’t like?” “The music.”

DAD MIGHT SHOO HIM. First Classman: Well, dearest, what did your father say when he found that 1 wanted to marry you? She :| At first he demurred because he didn’t want to lose me, but I explained that he could have me, and that he would have you to boot. I Frist Classman: That sounds all rjght execpt'for the “to boot” part. LIVELY LID. ' - L A near-sighted man lost his hat in a strong wind. He gave chase. A woman screamed from a near-by farmhouse: " , “What ai’e you doing there?” “Getting my hat,” he replied . “Your hat,” exclaimed the woman “That’s our little black hen j'ou’re chasing.”