SOME INTERLUDES

Hokitika Guardian, 19 August 1930, Page 7

SOME INTERLUDES

s. HOUSE-BROKEN, “Why does a red-headed woman al ways marry a meek man?” “She doesn’t. He just gets thaf way.” 8 i- TIME FOR FURS. s l Niece: Oh! Isn’t the water cold? , Auntie: Well, you will wear those flimsy bathing suits. ? EASY COME, EASY GO. i “Whenever you see a quitter,” said Uncle Eben, “you’s liable to see a man dat was’n’ much of a beginner in de fust place.” TWO HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONE. “Do you ever agree with your wife?” “I did once,, when our house wais burning down, and we both tried to get out first at the door I” HOT-WEATHER tip. She wore her stockings inside out All through the summer heat. She said it cooled her off to turn The hose upon her feet. GYMNASIUM CREDIT. “You didn’t roll your own cigarettes before. Why do you do so now?”’ “Because the doctor told me I needed a little exercise.” BOY WHO MADE GOOD. Null: I started out on the theory that the world has an opening for me. Void: And you found it? Null: Well, rather. I’m in the hole now. DANGEROUS AMIABILITY. Teacher: Robert, if you are always very kind and polite to all your playmates, what will they think of you?' Robert: Some of ’em would think they could lick me! OWNING UP. Habitual Sponger: Smith has just refused to lend me a five-spot. Did you think there were such mean people in the world ? His audience: Yes, I’m another like that, myself. QUO' VADIS? Police (to motorist who nearly collided) : Don’t you know that you should always give half of the road to a woman driver?

Motorist: I always do, when I find out which half she wants.