BETWEEN WHILES
SOMETHING ANYHOW. He Did you hear what lie left her? She: Yes, a widow. A BOY STILL. Son: Where, father, is Asia Minor? Dad: Asia Minor? Heck, hasn’t that guy grown up yet?” POST DATED. Husband: But, iny dear you’ve dated that letter the 18th and to-day is only the . th. • Wife: Yes, darling, but I’m going to give it to you to post. LOOKS LIKE IT. \ “They’re still very much in love.” . “What makes you think that?” “When .she’s away slu- writes letters' to him whether she wants money or not!” YOU CAN NEVER. Bit C r 'RE. “Ain’t that cow got a lo.e'y coat, Bill?” “Yes, it’s a Jersey.” “There, now! And 1 thought it was its-skin!” j ONLY AN EXCUSE, “I’m going to get married.” “’No!” “Yes. You see, I ’m going to Chum in three weeks, and I thought I’d bet£ter have a good reason. ! NOT GUILTY. Magistrate: You are accused of attempting to rob a pedestrian at 2 o’clock this morning. What have you to say? ! Prisoner; !am not guilty, your Worship. I can prove a lullaby. ! Magistrate: You mean an alibi? ! Prisoner: Well, call it what you like but my wife will swear that [ was walking the floor with the twins at the hour mentioned in the charge.
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Hokitika Guardian, 1 February 1930, Page 6
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