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Hokitika Guardian, 21 August 1929, Page 1

WESTLAND COMPETITIONS SOCIETY ELOCUTIONARY MUSICAL DANCING 50 CLASSES : : 91 SECTIONS ' ' C: PRINCESS • THEATRE, HOKITIKA MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY Sept. 9th. Sept. 10th. Sept. 12th THURSDAY, SEPT. 12th.—FINAL DEMONSTRATION.

ENTRIES CLOSE ON WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28th. Members Tickets may now be obtained from the Committee. D. J. EVANS, President. H. N. OSMERS, Secretary. O-j 10s will bny you a genuine (yJ X vJ B.S.A. BICYCLE made in the B.S.A. Works. For particulars apply E. C. Toohey, B.S.A. stockist, Revell St. Hokitika. 1 . They staged a mock trial at a Central Otago township recently. The prisoner was Tobacco. There was a judge and jury and a large attendance of the public. Many witnesses were called, and Counsel having addressed the Court, the Judge summed up. He said accused (represented by a well-known local resident) had hosts of friends and many enemies. He was accused of being a poisoner. But when tobacco poisoned people it was their own fault—they smoked the wrong kind. Imported tobacco was mostly full of nicotine and therefore highly injurious. Happily, however, there were other kinds those produced in New Zealand, for example, by the famous National Tobacco Co., the pioneers of the tobacco industry in the Dominion. The question for the jury was: “Is tobacco guilty or not guilty of poisoning?” The verdict was : “Not guilty so far as the National Tobacco Company’s tobacco is concerned, because it is toasted (as no other tobacco is) and quite innocuous.” Tbe Company’s “Riverhead Gold,” “Cavendish,” “Navy Cut” and “Cut Plug No. 10” are all toasted. —Advt.