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KNOWS WHERE TO GO. “ Albert wears such smart hats.” ‘‘Yes, he gets them from only the most exclusive restaurants.” BURNING WORDS. “Do you think the candidate put, enough fire into his speech ? ” ‘‘ Oh, yes. The trouble was he didn’t put enough of his speech in tJie lire.” THE BRUTE The Maid: Oh, how dare you! Father said he’d thrash the first man wpo kissed me. The Man: And did hep MONEY IN IT. Bessie: Why did you,marry the old thundercloud ? Jessie: Oh, just because of the silvsr lining. .; JUST LIKE A WOMAN. Flora: Why are you steaming open that letter so carefully ? Paula : Oh, I’ve had a quarrel wjth Freddie, and I want to see what he. has to say before I return; his letter unopened. WHAT A CLUB. . Golf Pro.; Now, one important thing for me to tell you, «ir, is always to keep your eye on your ball. Novice (suspiciously): Oh, is that the sort of club I’ve joined?
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Hokitika Guardian, 14 August 1929, Page 7
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163SMILE AWHILE Hokitika Guardian, 14 August 1929, Page 7
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