NONSENSE NOTES
OR SIX ELEPHANTS. “Name six wild animals found in Africa.” “Two lions and four tigers.” A RIFF AT THE LADIES. George: Do' you believe in clubs for women ? Earl: Yes, if kindness fails. ' LUCKY BOY. “Tt took me a week to kiss that girl.” , “Gosbl What a long kiss.” THIS UNCERTAINTY. “I’m, afraid your wife is going to have pneumonia I” “Afraid Aren’t you sure, doctor?” STILL OUT. “How about the jury in that prohibition case?” 1 “They've been out six hours and just sent word to the Court to send in some more evidence.’ NO OBJECTION. First Flapper: Do you let men kiss you? Second Flapper: No, but 1. m not very strong. TRUE ENOUGH. Uncle Henpect: You boys of to day want too much money. Do you know what I was getting when I married your aunt? Nephew: No; and I’ll bet jon didn’t either. THE REASON. “Bob was certainly barrelled last night.” “But I thought von void me he didn’t drink.” “lie doesn’t; some one stole his clothes while he was in swimming.”
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Hokitika Guardian, 10 August 1929, Page 8
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178NONSENSE NOTES Hokitika Guardian, 10 August 1929, Page 8
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