QUIPS IN COURTS.
A Woman at Willesden: He first struck me on June 10, and then on June 1(5, and yesterday on the left nostril. * * * * * A Nottingham Woman : I have got a temper.—A Solicitor: Most women have, but you are the first I have ever known to admit it. Solicitor at How County Court: Is it true that your wife agreed to this.— Witness: I can safely say “No.” She would not agree to anything. Prisoner at Lambeth: I picked up a chair to defend myself, and in the melody my wife must have got struck on the head. “I am not in the habit of kissing in the street, declared a blushing young man at North London Police Court. * ♦ ♦ * * A Woman to Manchester -Magistrate: He is a supreme witness. The magistrate told me to supreme him because he wouldn’t come to court.
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Hokitika Guardian, 29 August 1928, Page 1
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143QUIPS IN COURTS. Hokitika Guardian, 29 August 1928, Page 1
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