BREACH OF PROMISE? An unusual ‘‘breach of promise ” lias just been brought to light. Me is a bachelor, and a l'ady friend allegedly said to him : “ You want a lifelong companion! I’m going to introduce you to something really sweet —to comfort you in need and give you every solace.” Weeks went by.
“ What about that girl your Vo going to introduce me to?” he remarked. “ That’s a breach of promise on your part! ”
“Girl! Didn’t you receive my present of tobacco through tho post?” “Yes! It’s Boars’, and I’ve never had a more soothing smoke before!” “ You’ve got a lifelong companion, as I said, and cheaper than n wife, replied the lady friend. Only Bd. an ounce. Also in liandv packets loz. Od. 2oz. Is. Gd.—Advt.
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Hokitika Guardian, 12 October 1927, Page 1
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