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Hokitika Guardian, 6 August 1926, Page 4

MAURY AND TARRY. LONDON, July 1. A bonny baby in a white hootl brought its mother to the witness-box and crowcil an introduction to the Bench. The mother seemed at a loss to ftngin until, encouraged by a series of chortles from the baby, who was making goo-goo eyes at the magistrate, she said that her husband had promised to give her £1 a week, but she had received no money from him since Christmas. “Are you separated from him?” asked Mr Hay Halkett. “Yes,” replied the wife, “for a period of five years, at his request. AYo shall have been married Tor two years next October, hut we have never really lived together, as lie eoukl not afford to provide a home, so lie suggested that for five years we should not see each other. I want to live with him,” she added naively, “but baby and I never see him.” Many queer matrimonial problems are brought to the police court, but this “meet you in five years’’ idea is something new, and the magistrate promptly granted a summons for desortion against the inventor of the “marry and tnrrv.”

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