LIFE’S TOO SHORT.
He “ A mail’s os old as he feels.” She: “A woman’s as old as she looks.” He: “ .Maltexo keeps mo young.” She: “Maltexo keeps me front looking old.” lie: “Since we both agree, how about it?” She: “ Yes, let us order another half- » dozen jars. Life’s too short to grow old.”
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Hokitika Guardian, 23 May 1925, Page 2
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54LIFE’S TOO SHORT. Hokitika Guardian, 23 May 1925, Page 2
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