LIFE'S TOO SHORT. He “ A man’s as old as he feels.” She: “A woman’s as old as she looks.” He: “ Maltexo keeps me young.” She: “Maltese keeps me from looking old.” He: “ Since we both agree, how about it?” She: Yes, let us order another halfdozen iars. J.ife’g too short to grow old,’ 5
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Hokitika Guardian, 10 March 1925, Page 2
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54Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Hokitika Guardian, 10 March 1925, Page 2
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