TRAVELS IN AMERICA.

Hokitika Guardian, 13 December 1923, Page 4

TRAVELS IN AMERICA.

SOME HOTEL NOTICES. The following “directions which quests must observe'-' are from the “Wild and Woolly West’’ : 1. If the mosquitoes are iicuhlesome you'll linil chloroform in a bottle on the shelf. 2. Gents going to bed with their boots oil will be charged extra. 3. Three raps at the door means there is murder in the house and yon

must net up. ). Please rite your name on the wall-paper, so wo may know yon have been hero. o. The other leg of the chair is in the closest, if you need it. (i. Jf that hole where that pane of class is out is too much lor you. you'll find a pair of pants l ack of the door to stuff in it. 7. The shooting of u pistol is no cause for any alarm. 8. If you're too cold, put the oilcloth over your bed. !>. Caroseeu lamp- extra : candles free, hut they muxn’t hunt all night. 10. Don't tare olf the wall-paper to light your pipe. Null' of that already. 11. Guests will not take out them bricks in the mattress. I'2. If it rains through hole overhead—lir.ti umbreller under bed. 13.—The rats won't hurt you if tiny do ehase. each other over yopr lace. I I. Two men in a room must put up with broken ehair. 15. l'lease don't empty sawdust oat of the pillars. IP. II t hen* !" no iov. .■! lutndv. make use of the karpet. 17. - Go to the hanks to hash dralis—plenty of draughts in rooms. 18. We don't lend revolvers to rowhuvs; only used by our servants to (hoot hugs, etc. 19. Gents clean bools on grass before entry. 29. Xo money lent to guests, nude or female: apple at sign""oi three halls.