AMUSEMENTS.

Hokitika Guardian, 28 December 1920, Page 1

AMUSEMENTS.

POLLARD’S PICTURES.

[ _ WEDNESDAY. . : fourth of the series! Beaumont . “’smith s great pictures of Australian . Hfe: ‘The Hayseeds Backblocks , Show.” You’ve heard of ‘The Hay- , seeds’ all Australia has. Well this is their fourth and last picture. It’s all about the Agricultural Show they ran at Stoney Creek, and Dad’s got a few woids to say about it. Bet me introduce Dad: Dcre folks, —Yes seen 'the other three picshiirs of all us Hayseeds —yew seen us at homo on Stoney Crek—then yew sen us when wo all come to Sydney—then yew seen us at the Melbourne Gup, when I won the big race, now, folks, this is the last time yew’ll sc® us. wo got up a agrikulehural show at Stoney Creek, and we and sum prihsipple townsfolk went tew so tlier governor, and get him tew come up and open ther show, mum she wanted tew write and axe him, but i sed no, wo can all yap better than we can write, and by cripes that’s rite too. well we went 200 and umpteen miles tow see the governor, and he said wo was his friends and the backbone of

II tile country, and by cripes he’s rite too. ennyway up ho comes two open the show, and the band was on ther stashun and they maid so" much noise he cuddent hear my speech, but everything went off fine and mrs. duggans feathers tickled his elegancy’s nose, mum made sum fine jamnnd they tuk sum back with them and i gave him my prize cabbadge. they was lots of funny things happened and im not goin to spoil their piktsliur by telilng you all—annyway we’ll be glad to see all youse city folks four the last time to say good-bye.—yores respeckful, Dad Hayseed.