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Hokitika Guardian, 3 July 1920, Page 4

IN .MARBLE HALLS. Elect street is chuckling merrily over the misadventures of an enterprising journalist who recently made an appointment to interview a distinguished peeress at her Mayfair mansion. The enterprising one duly presented himself, according to plan, at the residence, and was received by the inevitable footman, who at once proceeded deftly to relieve him of his heavy coat. But while the scribe was collecting his thoughts lot the important interview about Lo take place, and as the footman, after hanging up the overcoat, went to announce the visitor, the man from Fleet street ielt a sudden draught. A sort of ‘‘l dreamt that 1 dwelt ” feeling stole shnddei ingly over him. And lie made the embarrassing discovery that he was standing in the ancestral ball in bis short sleevesThe footman had taken off his top coat and his under coat at one fell sweep’! Years ago, when Irving was at the Lyceum, and the first nights there were the only dramatic things that counted in London, 1 remember how poor Phil May, most shy and nervous of mortals, was dreadfully embarrassed by the popular reception bo got from the gallery and pit on taking his seat in the stalls. He sat down as quickly as possible to let the ovation pass. Then, when he thought he was forgotten, he stood up to remove his fur coat. And a road of renewed ovation went up as lie energetically swung out of that garmen and his evening dress coat, and stood revealed rn vest and shirt sleeves!

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