Scotchman’s Gratitude.
Once a doctor used to harrass, Bleed a man and keep him stiff; Now, a patient seeks a druggist, Goes to bed and takes a pillJock was flabby, pasty, hasty, Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him he wouldn’t life till fifty. He came ou here from Aberdeen, across the briny ocean, And always speaks of Morse’s Pills with tenderest emotion.
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Hokitika Guardian, 28 October 1919, Page 4
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65Scotchman’s Gratitude. Hokitika Guardian, 28 October 1919, Page 4
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