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Hokitika Guardian, 25 May 1918, Page 3

l»8 PICTURES! MONDAY! v Set.— Tn.r.isgfia is. a Term. “ TWO WOMEN AND ONE MAN.” take,my husband away, I will meet her >u are beautiful, but brains win. leof “ The Iron Claw.” “ Shark’s Nest,” a.’’ No. 2 Series of N.Z. Alpine Regions. BOTTLES, —Wo are giving TWO SHILLINGS a dozen for quart beer bottles, J. MANDL, and Co., Westland Brewery. HOKITIKA GAS COMPANY, LTD. TITHE 44th ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING of Shareholders in the HOKITIKA GAS COMPANY, LTD., will.be held in the COMPANY’S OFFICE, Tailored Street, Hokitika, on WEDNESDAY,, MAY 29th, 1918, at 7.15 p.m. BUSINESS: • To receive the Director's Roport and Statement of Accounts; also to elect one Director and Auditor , for the year. Proxies to be deposited at the Company s office not later that 24 hours before the time of meeting. WM. WILSON. Secretary, Gas Company’s Office, Tailored Street, May 22nd, 1918, FOR SALE. 1 R-SEA TER, 25 h.p. Chevrolet MOTOR I CAR; guaranteed perfect running I order, fitted with self-starter, electric I lights, detachable rims, spare wheel, I Haudaitte shock absorbers, Heco Vacuum feed, and all spares and accesaories, including vuloanizer. Applv— I. V. WILSON, C/o Mr H. M. Con Ison, "Hokitika. FOR SALE. -piREEHOLD SECTION, Rovell St., Hokitika, with Five-Roomed Cottage thereon, opposite Opera House. Tenders close on Saturday, June Ist at “ Guardian ” Office, addressed to Mr S. Havill. Liberal terms can be arranged.

BATCHELOR’S BRAINS ON A SCRAP OP PAPER. A S WE ARE LIVING iu the Brain Age, you have no need brethren that I write unto you; Ist Thessalonians, sth Chapter, as we are living is perilous times, —2nd Timothy, 3rd Chapter, Ist verse; re Matthew 16th, Chapter, 3rd verse. See what my brother Jesus says about peace—Matthew 10th Chapter 34th verse. After his mother gave birth to Him, it was glory to God in the Highest* and on earth, peace and good-will to men. He being a Jew, was subject to his parents. As he grew-up, he was despised and rejected of men. He was never seen to laugh, being a man of sorrow and acquainted with grief. Some people said He was like a root out of dried ground, but to me (Batchelor) He is chiefest among 10,000, and altogether lovely. He was so much like His Father. The Book of Revelations was not written till some time after He left the tomb. Read Revelations 6th Chapter. Come and see (■ four horses in the vision. The red liorsc is making way for the black one, and the price of wheat is settled in Heaven. Read the Chapter through, but keep theijy/nands off, me. Read Daniel, 2nd Chapter, about Kings. Now, my brains, having invented a machine that will settle the war about next murder day (Good Friday) in Passover Week, as-many things have been done on that self same day in history. The British Isles, I call a table with 4 legs. We will call the legs, England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. It' seems Ireland is a sin benighted country. Cut off the Irish leg, and give to the Kaiser, but America says, How .came you, England, to cut off that Irish leg? Well, we did it in our weakness. Well, says America, I will make the” table right. No thank you, America, Our Brother Jesus is a carpenter. He will give us a new table, that will last 1000 years. 1 have been robbed of my living, by my Christened Sunday School scholars. The .theory of the machine named “Batchelor’s Brains,” 15,000 ft long (longer if scientists think better), 50ft deep, 60ft wide, all covered over with a sloping saddle roof, strong enough to resist whatever falls on the roof, and sloping, so the stuff will fall behind. The bow to be shaped like the bow of a ship, strong enough to ram through walls, with rollers in the bow, a bar in front over the rollers to push the debris. To strike the building in the centre, the tipper parts will fall on the empty rooms below, and with the rod will push the debris ahead, and the roller will level the same as a steam roller. To have four heavy guns somewhere on the sides, and also two on each end. We must not knock down the churches. Leave them standing, as monuments of ignorance.—See the first two verses of the last chapter of Isaiah. Home, papers please copy. This machine will smash up Christendom. The nations will not think, but know that the second chapter of Daniel is true enough ; also read 24th Isiaah. For full information apply to G. T. BATCHELOR, M.D., Revell Street, Hokitika. P.S. —No power on earth will stop that machine. P.S. —Batchelor’s Brains will push through average buildings the same as a ship does through water. All men j made in the image of God when called ; up need only say “Here Sir, my sweet j nightingale can write across the stamp, with thanks.” ORAND UNION. TN AID OF BRITISH RED CROSS. Closing time extended to JULY 27th. 1918. EIGHT VALUABLE PRIZES. Tickets, Sixpence each. Help the good cause along. K. ROSS, . Hon. Secretary, Hokitika. T OWN JJALL, TXOKITIKA. ! TUESDAY, MAY 28th, at 8 p.m. j E. U. JUST, Esq., Organising Secretary of the New Zealand Educational Institute, will deliver an address on— REFORMS IN OUR NATIONAL SYSTEM OF EDUCATION. The Mayor will - preside,