Father: "Ato there half fares for children?" Conductor: "Yes, under 14." Father: "That's all right. I've only five." " Now^'' said the leader of the Band, "we'll play the 'Star arid Stripes Forever." .- . "What," exclaimed the cornet player "I've just played that I " .
• Encouraging Miss: "My father made Ms fortune when he was a young man. WouldT you' like to know how -he. did it?" ' ..'.- . ,
Suitor: "Not particularly; . butT I would like to know if he still has it. "-
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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 15, 4 September 1930, Page 11
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78Page 11 Advertisements Column 2 Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 15, 4 September 1930, Page 11
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