SARAH'S PROBLEM
As you know I am always willing to help others with my advice and now Sarah cf Orongorongo sends me the fol-
low-it^ :-
eil ai/i veixinucL. in ii-vij with a young man, wi\o I believa. return 0 my affection His hobby is bioi< gy and his life ideal .s to jri eve that n.ftn dW not descend I'ror.i u\.i apes. 'Ui-iorivnaiely, I have had a craving for monkey-nuts ever since Z \va,s two and if he finds out all 'will be over between us. Plase tell what to 'do f/ '
is a terrible predicament, tOora, and I hardly know what to say. One solution might be for you to suggest a fancy dress dance and go as a baboon, thus\proving to him how charming a monkey can really be when he likes. Alternatively, there is always the direct method of appeal, by tolling him frankly of your failing, and trusting to his love to overcome it. Or you plight yourself make a real effort foT love's sake and •take to spina«h. •
Failing tkese I can only advise you to give up your biologist —put . him right out of your life altogether:—and marry an Italian organ-grinder.
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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 15, 4 September 1930, Page 10
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