DREAMS BY THE WAY
"Are you really content to spend rour life walking around the country begging*" asked the old lady severely.
"No, lady; I am not," answered the ♦romp, "many's the time I wished I had a car.*'
BETWEEN TWO FERES. v . "What's the matter with you, old chap?'' asked the bonnie bachelor of his mue'h-maTried friend. "Yot! don't look very cheerful." < "My children are at a very trouble; some * age just now,'' said t»he other, passing a weary hand over his brow. "But they'vedone with teething and measles, haven't they ? " "Yes;.but you don't understand the troubles of a married man:" <«Well, what is the matter? " "This: My wife says I mustn't use slang before the children because that's setting them a very bad example. On the other hand, if I speak correstly, the children put .me down as a backnumber."
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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 7, 10 July 1930, Page 5
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142DREAMS BY THE WAY Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 7, 10 July 1930, Page 5
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