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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 5, 26 June 1930, Page 9

I Gfeol T'sitOT: ''My friend, have yon 'any religious convictions?'' ' t Pr»so:n-r- •' * Well/ I reckon that'» th« light word. 1 Was sent" here for robbing.a fh'iicb;'' '""-.."'" "■ A gentleman engaged a chauffeur who, on_ the first day- of nia employment, smashed tne. car. There -was some doubt as to the driver's negligence, but the owner,\ taking no c&ances, decided to dismiss the, chauffeur. . The man immediately made a request^ demanding a teatimonial, irhich. he received. It read as follows:— "Jameg Smith has been in my employmeat on« day and I any satisfied.' ' An American visitor was taken t« liiord's to see his first Test cricket ana.t<ah. It happened to be a slow game, and the Englishman, one of those enthusiasts, filled his gnxest with numerous historical facts about t&e game. "The first ©ricket match was started ebout 1550/' hie said. Oh., yes," imiTinured the Yank politely,, frand who'# •winning?"

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