WEEK END CHAT

Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 4, 19 June 1930, Page 3

WEEK END CHAT

a" sticky msnoN "" A meeting of the members of two clubs was held for the purpose of deciding whether the clubs shoulci be amalgamated: After the voting had taken place the chairman announced: — - "This meetin 7 has voted in favouT of the two clubs beln' marmalated. 7' "I suppose you, meari> Mr * Chairman that they be jammed together?' 7 in-, quired the secretary of one of the clubs. i . PEEVOXJE Prison-Chaplain (to prisoner about to be discharged).: "Now my man try to remember what I said in my sermon last Sunday and make up your mind never to return to this place." Prisoner (deeply moved) : " Guv 'nor no man, who ever *card you preach would want to come back 'ere again." ONLY ONE LINE. i A few swift and powerful strokes earTie\ the sailor to the side of tike elderly woman in distress. > ©he had lost her footing on the slippery deck and was^ overboard in a moment. s ■-..•■'•■''"' Suddenly she caugiit sigM of her rescuer as she came to the surface. " Oh, save my hair! Save any hair;' ' site cried, pointing to a wig fioaAing rapidly dawn the river. *'Madam," replied the gallant seaman, as he grabibed her Whoulderarv "I am only- a life-saver; not a •hair-re-storer."