IN DAY AMERICA.
''I never lave to go out of nay neighbourhood for a single-thing." "We have, one of tho.se drug stores near us, too." , The'village choirboys decided to form a cricket teaia,. and appointed tSieir junior member honorary secretary. In due course the youngster appealed to the curate for support. This is how 'liis letter ended:— _ / " ".'*And.we shpuld be very pleased, six, if ydu would allow us the nke of the bats which tJie ehoifmen say you have., in the belfry.". : ,
The young.man was being instructed in his duties as usher at a teedding.
"Ton nnderstana, ** said tie* best man; "when the people anive you ask them if they're friends-of tiie bride^ or of the groom. You show the bride'V friends to seats on one side of the church and the "groom ?s to seats on the other."
"Lot of fuss!" said the, usher. "Won't they, take sides soon enojigb.f"
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Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 34, 30 January 1930, Page 3
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151IN DAY AMERICA. Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 34, 30 January 1930, Page 3
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