"CLEANING-UP".

Horowhenua Chronicle, 6 December 1916, Page 3

"CLEANING-UP".

(To the Editor.) Dure ilu- Ed iter.—lt was kasliuliy I mem-huned to me yisterdav that 1 ad 1 furgoitin to giv tliu paint-hup kommitty mo address; so 1 'ave. "\\ull yer plaze tell 'em to ring Imp 12-1578 at wiinze. Mr Editor, I'm I in grate trubble fer me frens tell mo | the paint-hup konimitty is nut goin ter begin hopeirashuns till the 'olidays is hover. lsit thrue? "Wall 1 niver! Donut yer think, Mr Editor, that spring clanin' awt ter be dun in the spring, and 'oiv can we git tli-e flys owt if wc give l 'em a month to p.ay aboot as they loike? It'* a grate unistook, .Mi- i-.diter. an' me -atrts nearly broke cos 1 wuz layin' owt to 'ave me ii'eii.s kum io st o me nice noo clane 'ousc, an t ieei kwite sick with "'ope defimvd." 'Ave 1 got a case, do yor think. f<n damages fruni sum of 'em: > An 1n: that sorry fer yer, Mr Editor. i u loiketer skratch Jane Short's eyes owt. Your pardncr in deep de.jeckshmi,— LO'NIE WIiDDER. 1 P.S.—We must ave that cup cf tay with a< wee drap of annulling tasty in it, eli?.