SUPERFLOUS UNKNOWN

Horowhenua Chronicle, 26 May 1916, Page 2

SUPERFLOUS UNKNOWN

»- • - (By Wait Mason). Bill Jinks can't say," "It!*;# ant day," in just that ma&y: he has to taJk clear round tb till ho aoaroes away the'birds;;' go 'way back to the year when Adam died', to find thart> was bright and gay like - that's about to slide. He'll 4a hours to describe the shower foil on the 9th of June,and,., ix to you that all rains are da® changes of the moon. three weeks, till his jawbone: and hie larynx slips a cog,- t that sleet wiH destroy all thethat sniow is but frozen fog. * you iand I, as we teeter by, c "It's a pleasant morn," and i not stop to diecuss the crop, the kins, and oats and oorn; .But,,: Jinks, he's full of kinks, *ai Bimiply can't be brief, and his must clack tili the welkins cr*K he causes lots of grief., It . Rill Jinks that the whole ; shrinks wi-Uh pain frony his dan Bfttog; and he wondiers why a people shy, whenever he comes