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Horowhenua Chronicle, 29 October 1915, Page 3

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L Liri'lliJJ I'llO.Nl Ai\LbiUOA.N JOUiiAALb. jl Ivuope were only hull as Lirod ji lighting tins war as America. is ol reading about it, peace might not be \eiy iar oil. Llic automobile, in eliminating the liui.'je, has no call to eliminate the horse seinse that used, to prevail with cLiivers. A little more dumb in Dumba would have spared a deal ol trouble. An aiiLomobile tyre thiol iu Chicago oi; ueing puibiied threw one ol the .stolen tyres like a quoit and "mug i'- on the policeman, who was put completely out ol commission. Justice, however, wane speedily in the shape of a>noihtT policeman, who would not be pegged. Austria's recalling Dr Dumba lor "consultation'' will be perfectly satisfactory provided tliat the consultation continues indefinitely. Thomas A. Edison anticipates seven years of unprecedented prosperity for America. He evidently does not think that we are going in for excossive military preparation. Intemperate eating, says Dr Wiley, is almost as common as intemperate driuking. But it has not caused any grout enthusiasm for the State-wide .starvation idea. Villa is reported to Jiavo said that •when lie retires lie. will retire undefeated. .Mexico would not mind that, if he would only retire promptly. It is said that certain automobiles sold at bargain prices are held more by women than men. China's education is not being sadly neglected as many people 'suppose. She recently purchased fifty-six American - made piano-players, each fitted with twenty-five rolls of ragtime. Bryan's Washington home is to let. 1- this another assurance that he Has no political expectations? What ■will the hyphenated say to the man who speaks of professional alienism?