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Horowhenua Chronicle, 3 September 1915, Page 2

'Just look at the trouble money can get you into." "Yes, liut -look at the trouble it can get you out of." "You never know what you can do till you try." says a writer, "and then you are generally fjorrv you 'Found out?" Ethel (finding the .sermon tedious, and thinking it high time for tlie collection) —"Oh mother, do pay the man, and let's go> home?" "Sued for breach of promise, oh?" "Yes." "Any defencer'' "Temporary insanity, and I expect to prove it by the love-letters I -wrote." "How did you come to marry her?" "Oh she seemed to take a dislike to me when we first met. and I Wanted to shorn' her she was mistaken."