Useful.

Horowhenua Chronicle, 19 July 1915, Page 2

Useful.

* __ « A eolone! wanted a man-servant, so 1 lie inserted mi advcrtisenieiif in tlio 1 local weekly. One of the applicants j ' who answered was an .Irishman. I

"What I ,\uint,' explained the colonel, "is a u.seful man—one who can cook, drive a motor, look alter a pair of horses, clean boots and windows, feed poultry, milk the cow, and do a little .painting and piiperliaiiging." "Excuse me. sir," said Murphy, "bub what kind of soil have ye here " "Soil " snapped the colonel. ""What's that got to do with 167" "Well, I thought if it was clay 1 might make bricks in me ttpam time."— "Everybody's"