Fun and Fancy
A man may be truthful in everything else; but he always played a better game of .biiliards several years ago than he does now I [Manager: "What qualifications have you for the position of man?" "Why, I waike at the least, noise." Visitor: "You seem to be an important person here; everybody turns round to look at you." Local Great Man: "Yes; there isn't a man in the town I don't owe money to." Gent: "Don't you know that fortune knocks at every man's door!"' Beggar: "Yus, 'e knocked at my door but I wasn't in, and ever since 'e's sent 'is daughter." Gent: "What do you mean?" Beggar: "Why misfortune, of oourse."
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Horowhenua Chronicle, 29 June 1915, Page 2
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116Fun and Fancy Horowhenua Chronicle, 29 June 1915, Page 2
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