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Horowhenua Chronicle, 16 March 1914, Page 2

An Irish paper has be<*v advertising: '".For sale, baker's !»n»iness: good trade; large oven: present owner been in it :f'->r seven yea rs: good reasons for leaving.'* Presumably it became too liot i'or liiiu. Two puzzled Jrishmen. wlio had started out very early one norning ■ lor llieir work, were at a loss to know tlie lime owing to tlieir clock having slopped, "tfure," said Pat. "we're too late, for there's the sun up." "That's not the sun," said Mick. It's the- moon." Just then they met a tramp coming along the road. "Tf the plaze" said Pal. "will you tell us is (hat (lie sun or llic moon?" 1 don't know," said the trap. "T,m a stranger hero myself."