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LACK IF ENERGY.

If yon'lack energy, don't relish 'our food, feel .dull and constipated, 11 you need is » dose of Chamber"Jj's Tablets. They will make >ott feel like a new man and give yon a healthy appefcife. 'They will do yoo, more good thin • 6t feottte .of too ife. I Soldrßreryirtiere. --.•- '**\

liigh, bull-strong and pig-tight—had been erocted there, instead of the band of rod paint, one motorist in every ten would tiy to cLinib it. New York's contribution to the movement m a revolving door. Some people can learn to uso a revolving jloor properly. They want to make it reyolvo tlio wrong way. They get'pinched and knocked down, because people using the door oai tlio other side know how to push it. So the wise fools in New York wlio axe trying to peek the rest of the fools out of foolishness have invented a new kind of revolving door that absolutely refuses to revolve the wrong way." Theso doors go in pairs, one foil , ingress and the other lor ogress. Only one person at n time can use them. Instead of being in ths shape of wings that can V'pushed around, this new dioor is in the shape of n perpendicular cylinder with only one entrance to it. You step hi, the cylinder turns halfway round, and you stop out, yionr weight on the floor automatically causing the door to revolve. When you have stepped out, the door, on its own hoiok, returns to its original position, to ho used again. It would he pleasaait to believe that the "fooling 'em out of danger" movement is inspired by a human desire to reduce the sum of human suffering. But. alas! it must to admitted that the compelling motive is a distaste on the part of municipalities and corporations for damage suits.

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Horowhenua Chronicle, 21 November 1911, Page 4

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LACK IF ENERGY. Horowhenua Chronicle, 21 November 1911, Page 4

LACK IF ENERGY. Horowhenua Chronicle, 21 November 1911, Page 4

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