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Horowhenua Chronicle, 15 May 1911, Page 4

GEO. MILNES CBMIEB AND DRAPER, Oenstte " Horowhenna Ohroniole " Oißc*. OXFORD STREET. 00018 AND DRAPERIES. 00111 IN AND SEE THE NEW JBTOOKB. OP-TO-DATE VEHICLES Of all Descriptions made and Repaired. IMPLEMENTS We do not claim to be the CHEAPEST but Guarantee BEST. of Workmanship. SWAINSON AND BfcVAN, LTD. 1078-y. MANAKAU. Important News. TO SETTLERS IN LEVIN AND SURROUNDTNfi PARTS. JARS, JARS, JARS! Thomson, Lewis and Co., AERATED WATER MAKERS, OF LEVIN, HAVB installed a Plant, and are now filling I Gallon Jars with their celebrated Lemonade, Ginger Ale, Ginge rßeer, Orange Fiai, Lime Fiu, Cherry Oider ; and Apple Cider (from the pore jtuoe only;. We guarantee that all oar drinks will keep in splendid condition until the last drop is need. Wβ delive rto any part of Levin and Weraroa. We shall be pleased to supply country customers at onr worki in Queen Street. All orders by Poet Ponctmally Attended To. ISBS-Q. SHANNON SALE ROOMS. GRAY STREET, SHANNON. All second hand furniture sold; more wanted. Some bargains on hand: 8 x 10 tent, cost 22e 6d, now 10s; B.S.A. bicycle, £3 10s, in good order; library lamp, cost £1 ss, now half price; dray harness 235, worth double; Reid and Gray swing plough, cost £9, good order now, price £3; wire mattresses and bedsteads very cheap. . Hilltop Tea, at Is 6d lb; the best in the market. Two sections land (building sites) corner Elizabeth and Minnie strets Shannon, £70 the two; £40 cash: balance 3 years at 5 per cent. E. A. W. OSBORNE. HODBE AND LAND AGENT. The Seven Ages of Golf — (From T/omlun Truth.) All the world's a course. And all the men and won ion reallv golfers ; They have their clubs. and Riihs, and entrance foes. And one man in. his time plays many rounds At seven different stages. Kirst the infant Fussing and foozling in hi« nurse's anus; Then the enthusiastic school!boy , in his teens, "With shiny clock and brassey (second hand), Who takes-'his early round. And then the lover Sighing like a furnace over a bunkered ball Or foozled putt. And then the bachelor Full of wild oaths and reckless 'ike the bard. Jealous of others, keon to growl and quarrel, Seeking a golfing reputation Even in the bunker's mouth. And the senior In wide round breeks and peaceful frame of mind, With beaming eyes, and bald about the pate, Full of quaint rules, and modern instances, And so he plays his part. The sixth stage comes, And now with -glizzled locks and worn-out irons, With spectacles upon his pink proboscis, He drives, foe puts, is stymied, tries to putt While others take their knock. His withering form Goes gingerly along from hole to hole, Led' by his caddie. While Last Scene of all That ends the story (and my parody) In ripe old age, still on the same old game, Sans sight, sans skill, sans luck, sans everything. For Chronic Cheat Complaints, Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, is 6d 2e 6d.

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