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Hawke's Bay Times, Issue 1572, 1 May 1874, Page 201

Fame—The latest definition of fame was given recently in the course of a trial in New York, by a " Colonel," who is also an advocate ! " Gentlemen : ' What is fame V " said the counsel for the prosecution in a murder case to the jury. "To be shot in a skirmish, and have your name spelled incorrectly," interjected the " Colonel," who was for the defence. A Smart Youth.—Cousin Millicent (with smothered indignation)—" Good-bye, Kobcrt! And since it seems you found nothing fitter than my favorite bit of Japanese enamel to drop your cigar ashes in last night, perhaps you'll accept it as a gift .' It has no further value for me, after such desecration !" Cousin Eobert—" Tha-anks, Millicent! And if that's the way articles of priceless value are disposed of in your branch of the family, I can only regret I didn't make an ash-pan of your hand 1" ICHOOL BOOKS on Sale by T. B J HARDING, Hastings-street : Colenso's Arithmetic Collier's History of the British Empire Todhunter's Algebra for Beginners Public School Latin Primer Morell'sGrammar of the English Language (new edition) Butter's Etymological Spelling Book Archdeacon Stock's Astronomy for Beginners who live in the Southern Hemisphere. THE CELEBRATED YORKSHIRE RELISH, HE most delicious and cheapest Sauce 1 in the world! Warranted pure and ■free from any injurious ingredient. 672,192 bottles sold in one Month!—(August, 1872). Sale unprecedented in the history of Sauces. Sold by Grocers and Oilmen in bottles at Gd, Is, and 2s each. Manufacturers GOODALL, BACKHOUSE, & Co.. Leeds, England. NUSSEY & PILLING'S well-known ' SEWING- MACHINES. HIE improved LITTLE STRANGER Hand Lock-stitch, (Shuttle), £4 4s. The "NUSSEY AND PILLING "New Family Silent Sewing Machine, (Shuttle), £7los. . The Noiseless TUDOR, for Tailoring and Manufacturing Purposes, (Shuttle), £8 10s. WHEELER & WILSON Machines. Merchant Shippers Supplied. . London Office: 0. E. Wilson, 29 Falcon Square, London, E.C. Manufactory: Park Works, Park Lane Leeds, England. Important to Engineers, cOc—Oakey & Sons' [London] Emery, Emery Paper, and Emery Cloth, are particularly adapted to the requirements of Engineers. Oakey & Sons' Glass Paper is expressly made for Cabinet and Pianoforte makers, each sheet being stamped and wnrnnted. For prices, see our advertising roiu.nus. To Clean and Preserve Silver, Electroplate, fOc—Oakey's [London] Non-Mer-curial Silversmiths' Soap is garanteed to be free from mercury or any other injurious ingredients too often used in the manufacture of plate powder, and is sold in Tablets by storekeepers generally.