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How do young ladies show their dislike to moustaches ?—By setting their faces against them.
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Hawke's Bay Times, Volume XIII, Issue 562, 23 March 1868, Page 3
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118Varieties. Hawke's Bay Times, Volume XIII, Issue 562, 23 March 1868, Page 3
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