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Hawke's Bay Times, Volume 7, Issue 362, 29 March 1866, Page 3

How Men Should Teeat Woicen.—A Persian poet gives the following instruction upon this important subject •* When thou, .artmarried, seek..to please thy wife ;but listen not to all she says. From man’s right aide a r rib was taken to form the woman, and never wad "there‘seen a rib quitO-straight.'And wouldst thou straiglileh it ? It breaks, hut bends, not., Sinee then, His plain that crooked is woman’s temper, forgive her faults, and blame her not ;. nor let her angerth’ee, nor coercign use, as all is.vaia to straighten what :is curved.”, 1 " A young Irish, girl coming from Albany, recently in one of the night steamers, had . the ill* luck to lose the “ recommendation” which had been given, her. on leaving her place. She bought, boworer, the accompanying “ ticket” from the captain, who had pitied her distress, being a countryman of her own, and presented it to a lady where she had applied service “ This is to say that Kathleen O’Brien had a .good character when she left Albany, but she lost it on board the steamer coming from Albany." •. Air Anecdote fob ANGLEEs:--S6me years ago, an angler named Jacques was fishing near Glifton-hall, and the late Sir Eobert Clifton, brother of' the pTeseiilrbaronet, who now enjoys the estate, came np to him shd said, ** Who gave you liberty to fish ?” H Nobody,” replied JaOqucs. ‘ “ Then' what- righthave you hero?” asked Sir Eobert. “As much as you have, and no more,” Said Jacques.. “ Wbat 5 what do you say; yon impudent rascal? Do you know who. I am?” “ No,” said Jacques, “ nor I don’t care.” “ I’m I’m— l’m Sir Eobert Clifton,” said he, .in a violent passion. Jacques looked at him and smiled, then said,-* 1 You Sir Eobert'!-. nonsense I .pooh! I •know him • well—have - taken wine .with hini. “Yoa’re not him; you may be his butler !” -This was enough ; he swore and torei awsy he ran to the hall for assistance, and Jacques iapmediately followed his example by taking himself off in ' another direction. ‘ ■ • ■» i.; >—t..* a, ■ • ...