The traveller fondly embraced the barmaid at. a provincial hotel. "Honey," he whispered, "I love you very much." "Oh yeah!" 'she said. "And how ubout the wifc you've left at home?" "Don't you worry about her," said the traveller. "I love her, too." $> $> J> S> How's That? Georgo went in to bat in tho village crielcet match and was out first ba.ll. "Not like last week," said the vicar, pleasantly. "Not likeJy," said George. . "Last week I stuck in an' made forty, and then I come out an' found the other fellows 'ad drunk all the cider. " Just in Case. Towanls llie eud oi' tlie wnr a;i American sergcant prilered a colourcd soldier, just arrived in France, to gu into a dug-out and clean up any encniy. The Ncgro looked a bit scared, inauo for the dug-out entrance and, turning to his conirades, said: "Ef you sees three 01* i'o' mcn come runnin' out ob dut hole, don't shoot de i'ust onc!"
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Volume 81, Issue 8, 2 October 1937, Page 16
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