Target. The meek little mau was wallcing back from tho funeral of his big aud masterful wifc. Suddenly a dislodged slate whirlcd down and landed with a rcsounding crack ou his head. j "Gosh," he murmurcd, looking up." ''Sarah must have rcaclied Heaven al- ! ready. ' ' S> j> 3> "$> Bad Iiiick A boy went into a cheinist's and asked: "Could you fix a dose of eastor oil so that thc oii wou't tastel" "Certainly. Won't you have u glass of ieecream .-oda wliile you're waitui g?" replied the assislant. Jackie drank the soda with relish. "Anything else?" asked the chemist. "No, nothing but the oil," the boy replied. "But you just drank it," Avas the smiling answer. "Gee!" exclaimed Jacki# ''I wwrted that for Dad'"
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Volume 81, Issue 8, 2 October 1937, Page 16
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124Page 16 Advertisements Column 1 Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Volume 81, Issue 8, 2 October 1937, Page 16
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