■ r \ Too Risky In a county court a Jewish counsel met his match in a witness of his own persuasion. The case concerned a suifc of clolhes. The counsel argued that his clieut "was entitled to tliree months in which to pay his bill. "Now, sir," said counsel lo the witness, "had I ordered the elo.thes instearl of my client, would you have summoned me to court!" "Yell, no," was the reply. "And why not, pray?" "Vell, beeause, you see, I should have , wanted cash down from you." €> $> S> "Did you hear tho terrible news from Ihe golf course? MaeTavish lost his golf ball the day bcforc ycslerday." "What's so terrible about a golf bal! being lost?" *' 'j "MacTavish is losf with il." j
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 119, 5 June 1937, Page 18
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