Kuock, Knock! Tbe film star's cbauflieur was driving him bonio from Shepperton. Tbey wcre only a f ew bundrod • yards from the studios wben tbe majestic figure of .u,y law darted out nimbly in front of tbe car. Iteclining iu the deep back seat, tbe actor Tistened to tbe following dialogue between bis chauTcur and tbe constablo: — "£h?" said tbe puzzled drivcr. "Knock, knock . . ."persisted tbe eonstable. "Wbo's there?" asked tbe chauffeur, fceling tbat the law must be bumoured. "Butcher. " "Butcber wbo?" "Butcher lights on. " $> $> S> ♦ "Are you troubled witb corns?" "Well?" "Wby don't you do sometbing for llieiu?" I "Wby should I? They've never donc janything for me."
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 107, 22 May 1937, Page 18
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109Page 18 Advertisements Column 1 Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 107, 22 May 1937, Page 18
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