Naturally!
An Englisbman and an American were watcbing Yesuvius in eruption. "Wefl, my friend," said tbe Englisbman, "I don't think you 've anytbing in your country to equal tbat. " "Perbaps not," was tbe reply; "but we've a fire-brigade in New York that eould put.it out." I j>' 8> A man and bis son were out walking wben tbe boy noticed a sign, "Carpenter and Joiner, " outside a house. "Father," he asked, "wbaf is a joiner?" "A joiner, my son," replied bis parent, "is a man wbo, if be sees two men drinking togetber at a bar, immediately joins them."
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 95, 8 May 1937, Page 16
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99Naturally! Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 95, 8 May 1937, Page 16
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